I was shocked by the rumor that a bald madman wearing welder’s goggles is throwing everything in to gain world domination! His loyal followers, a group calling themselves Toy Soldiers, already enmeshed the whole world! The cities are overrun by the titanic robots! Run to the hills! Here comes Dr. Steel!
I hope that mentioning robots, flying saucers and a world-wide playground will be as exciting to others as it was for me!
And now here’s a guy, who call himself Dr. Phineas Waldolf Steel, the perfect living steampunk figure, who constantly promise the stuff mentioned above, if we help him to occupy and transform the Earth. Is it worth it? Anyone can ask. And the answer is YES! At least for me. And to convince you, I give you a detailed recommendation!
“He's a creator, entertainer, visionary.”
I don’t want to bore anyone with bald facts about this gentleman, his identity, or where he came from. Instead, I recommend a visit to his website for everyone who feel some appetite for it. You won’t regret it. If your soul still remained partly childlike, if you like to play, if you like to hide your serious messages behind funny cutting remarks, and if you're not opposed to extraordinary sounding chaotic-industrial-rap-fun-fair music, then click here!
Personally I spent ages among the contents of the website, laughing until it hurt, because the site is simply brilliant, versatile, imaginative and adorable.
"It all comes down to having fun. We spend our lives trapped, when all we really want to do is play. So, let the people play! Let us build a Utopian Playland."~Dr. Steel
Try to imagine the aforementioned cartoon figure during music composition. The whole project is reminds me of Mr. Bungle. And I claim it with the highest respect. Our Doctor is versatile and he stays in character, whether he acts in his funny video, the Dr. Steel Show (in which a bizarre experimental hamster chews the freshly baked cupcake), on stage (where you can see singing puppets in fair booths) or during a radio interview ( where our Hero explains the situation with his heartwarming deep voice)
His unique and creative songs, made out of several different style, are improved by fun-fair sounds, hammer blows, rap, and operatic singing voice. In his 3 albums he introduce to us his musical and singing talent, as well as his imagination and fantasy. His professional propaganda videos can easily convince us with his great voice and ingenuity: "Only You can help me take over the world!"
"The dictionary defines the word toy as meaning: A thing or matter of little to no value or importance; a trifle.”
"In the New Dr. Steel™ World Dictionary, the definition shall read as follows: toy n. an object that makes you happy."
Admirers of Dr. Steel also have the opportunity to gratify their playful tendencies immediately, if they enter HERE
They enter, literally. They transform into Toy Soldiers, and can help each other in several different ways. Fans will also be able to help the doctor’s takeover, or just simply enjoy themselves. You can be a soldier, a scout, even a nurse! You can take part in the siege of the local amusement park, or help collect donations for an organization that help children with leukemia. It's not fun and laughter, but a real benefaction. Everything is appreciated here. Groups containing the most different aged members often meet to do something serious. We could use that more often!
You can listen to his songs (you can find plenty of them on the website) and those who are particularly vigilant can even play Space Invader on the Doctor’s personal computer
If a man like Dr. Steel would control the world, I would be very happy, but in the meantime I would be satisfied if he would visit our little country! Until then I'll just unwrap the package containing the free brainwashing DVD that I received directly from Dr. Steel an hour ago!
Az egésszel az a baj, hogy sokkal, de sokkal izgalmasabbnak tûnik, mint amilyen valójában:)
(ez részben a cikkszerzõnek is felróható)
Tényleg, ennyire ütõs, etetõs imázsa kevseknek van!
Az, hogy kvázi, pozitív üzenetet közvetít ilyen idióta formában, külön figyelemreméltó:)
Rögtön fel is iratkoztam a listára. Bár semmi értelme, ahogy elnézem.
(a zene meg egyzserûen rémes, de ez csak magánvélemény)